2.Devil's Food
Get ready for the lady
She's gonna be a treat
Simmer slightly 'til ready
Make her soft too
Make her sweet
I kiss the tears off from your chest
I felt the poison fright that's in your breath
I knew your precious life and I know your death
I squeeze the love out of your soul
All the perfect love that's in your soul
You're just another spirit on parole
Devil's food
Devil's food
Devil's food
Vincent Price Monologue
Leaving lepidoptra - please, don't touch the display, little
boy, aha
cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders,
our..
finest collection. This friendly little devil is the
heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria,
his tiny
fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here,
my prize,
the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
fifteen
times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom
is
highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central
nervous
system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing,
loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death.
You know
what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to
dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her
marriage to
the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him
- *laugh*
oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
-
unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of
personal
philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling
dimented
child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious
Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
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